12 January 2010

When wingnuts cry

GayPatriot is spreading an unsubstantiated rumor about a "young Middle-Eastern man" pulling down his pants and just cold whacking off on a flight from DC to Charlotte. If it happened, that's weird. But it's revelatory of the GayPatriot's fucked up, pants-shitting, hiding-under-the-bed worldview that he refers to the alleged wanker as a "terrorist."

I mean, seriously, grow up, you drooling baby.

I like this part:

I reported the incident to a TSA supervisor at Charlotte-Douglas and he didn’t seem to care and told me to call the airline itself.
Yuh huh, and then he told everybody in the office about the wussy gay patriot baby that just called, and they laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed, and then they did some work, then they went to the water cooler and were like "hey remember this morning when that wingnut called us peeing down his leg about a supposed Muslim Masturbator on a flight he wasn't even on?"

Fun was had by all.


1 comment:

  1. I demand all men wear chastity belts on flights from here on out. We must protect the people from in-flight wanking!