Wherever you are, Senator Kennedy, I hope you’re not watching this desecration of your life’s work. It is absolutely shameful.
Read every word of that.
If you've been paying attention today, you've heard that Joe Lieberman, who supported a Medicare buy-in, oh, three months ago, and supported it in 2000, AND BASICALLY HAS ALWAYS SUPPORTED IT, has decided that nyaaaaaaaah, he doesn't like it anymore, because he's a petulant little bitch, and he has to be the center of attention, and his anus still stings from that time Democrats tried to get rid of him.
Seriously, what a motherfucker.
Harry Reid, look:
He's never, ever going to like you. I'm so sorry. So here's what you have to do:
1. Kill the filibuster. Get rid of it. Forever.
2. Strip Joe of all his leadership positions. Get the good members of the caucus together, and have everybody agree that they won't sign on to any of Joe's legislation, no matter what it is.
3. Start talking shit about him in the media, like you should have done years ago.
4. Grow a pair, dude. This should have been number 1...All You Need For Christmas Is Your Two Front Balls, Harry. Grow them, cultivate them in a lab, borrow them from Elizabeth Warren, fucking SOMETHING.