23 December 2009

I will always love you, Matt Taibbi

I may disagree with what you say sometimes, and that's okay. But because you start pieces with paragraphs like this,

I’m always afraid to write about David Brooks, because I worry that my attitude toward this guy is colored by certain strong feelings I have about his appearance — he just looks like a professional groveler/ass-kisser, and every time I see him in public I have to fight off visions of him home at night in his Versace jammies, feverishly jacking off with one hand while caressing in the other an official invitation to, say, a White House event, or a Harvard Club luncheon.

I want to be your BFF.

And it's a great piece, so read it.


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