01 September 2009

Bringin' the Crazy!

Oh, Michele Bachmann, if you ever die like Ted Kennedy, they're going to have to play your memorial on Comedy Central:

DENVER — In a fiery speech that had her conservative Colorado audience cheering, U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann railed against the dangers of health care reform and other Democratic initiatives, warning the proposals “have the strength to destroy this country forever.”

“This cannot pass,” the Minnesota Republican told a crowd at a Denver gathering sponsored by the Independence Institute. “What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”

“Something is way crazy out there,”Bachmann said in her remarks

No, Michele, crazy was right there, in your little brain, behind your scary eyes!

But there's your GOP in the year 2009, kiddos. Making sure all our citizens have adequate healthcare, like they do in every other wealthy, developed country in the world, is:

A. Going to ruin our country. Michele Bachmann's America just isn't as good as France.
B. A clarion call for conservatives to go full metal emo and just start cold cuttin' themselves!

Please, conservative America, listen to her, she's your only hope.

Seriously, god, what the fuck?


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