26 June 2009

The South really creates winners, you know

Like the former mayor of Gainesville, Georgia, Mark Musselwhite, who was arrested last weekend for running around drunk AND naked, and who didn't understand why this was a problem, and didn't even seem to know he was naked in the first place. Confronted by the police, he actually pulled the "do you know who I am?" thing. As if that would somehow make it better. This one line should make you want to read the entire thing:

I ADVISED HIM THAT WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN WALKING AROUND NUDE IN
THE AREA. STILL NUDE, HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT HIM.


The full story is HILARIOUS. Wonkette is the portal, as is so often the case. So go there.

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