03 June 2009

OH fabulous! The Antichrist is going to be a little bit disco, if you know what I mean!

And you do know, because you are gay.

According to some wingnut Baptist pastor in Wasilla, Alaska anyway.  Amazing that people still read so much into these myths, but...

Anyway, here's the scoop:

[A] Baptist pastor in Alaska has gone [Tim] LaHaye one better. Believing that “there is no greater sin against God”, he naturally jumped to the conclusion that the Anti-Christ himself will be gay.

But will the Antichrist be a homosexual? Having seen what the Bible says of sodomy, we have no further to look than the book of Daniel, chapter 11 to find our answer. It says, “Neither shall he [Antichrist] regard… the desire of women….” As I said at the onset, I am not the first to draw attention to this, but the verbiage is clear.

Ron Hamman, pastor of the Independent Baptist Church of Wasilla, has written a Religion View in his local paper, the Frontiersman. Poor Hamman, if he weren’t from Sarah Palin’s home town, no one would pay him much attention. But having set himself up for mockery, it’s only fair that I point out that Pastor Hamman is nearly biblically illiterate as well at intellectually challenged.

Kick ass.  Nicolae Car-GAY-thia, amirite?  At the above link, Timothy Kincaid very respectfully tears the dumb pastor's "biblical scholarship" apart.  

He is so much nicer than I am.


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